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Bond set at $5 million for Clarett on weapons charge
Associated Press

"Officers said they could not easily subdue Clarett because the bulletproof vest he was wearing thwarted their stun guns. It took several police using pepper spray to get the 6-foot, 245-pounder into handcuffs."

He also had a machette & four loaded guns. Slow Mo was headed somewhere or hiding from someone. His arsenal had action movie ending written all over it.


"Payback time."
-Blain (Jesse Ventura)

"Aw baby, I'm gonna have me some fun, I'm gonna have me some fun, I'm gonna have me some fun."
-Sgt. Mac Elliot (Bill Duke)

The Descent:

2002 - Scores the game winning touch down for Ohio State to win the National
Championship
2003 - Suspened from team after freshmen year for falsifying a police report
2004 - Sued for the right to be in the NFL draft
Suit was denied
2005 - Drafted in the third round
Cut during the preseason (He should have taken the signing bonus instead of an
incentive laden contract)
2006 - Arrested for for alleged robbery outside of a bar
2006 - Was planning on playing for the Mahoning Valley Hitmen, one of five teams in
the Eastern Indoor Football League. (Hitmen, weapons; that's too easy. The EIFL is a launching pad to the NFL)
2006 - Arrested for conceled weapons

His girlfriend is also pregnant.

The Hitmen already have a "free mo" shirt for sale on their website,