overheard in ny

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a sample:

Balloon-Twisting clown: Ha ha! What are you, some kind of fucking gypsy?
Face painter dressed as gypsy: Do you want a fucking cigarette or what?

--Central Park Zoo

Bus driver stops in the middle of the street to pick up a friend. A second, random guy hurries on the bus as well.

Bus driver, to random guy: Yo, this ain't no bus stop.
Random guy: Oh, I saw you pick him up, so...
Bus driver: Yeah, well I know him.
Random guy: Hi, I'm Dan.

--M1 bus, 110th & Madison

Disillusioned guy: Yeah, man, he kicked the shit out of Santa Claus just last week, and I was shocked 'cause I thought Santa was psychic.

--K-Mart, 34th St