fail-safe

"Who would survive (nuclear war)? That's an intersting question. I would predict convicts & file clerks. The worst convicts those down deep in solitary confinement and the most ordinary file clerks, probably for large insurance companies because they would be in fire proof rooms protected by tons of the best insulator in the world, paper. And imagine what will happen; the small group of vicious convicts will fight the file clerk army for the remaining means of life. The convicts will know violence. The file clerks know organization. Who do you think will win?"
-Prof. Groeteschele