Thursday, September 07, 2006

WTO

Toilets not Trade Agreements



WORLD TOILET SUMMIT 2006

Moscow, Russia on September 6-9, 2006.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Russian Toilet Association, Moscow City Council and World Toilet Organization are happy to invite you to World Toilet Summit and Expo 2006 to take place in Manezh Exhibition Hall, Moscow, Russia on September 6-9, 2006.

Sincerely yours,
Vladimir Moksunov
Director General
Russian Toilet Association
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Regretfully, the date snuck up on me and I will be unable to attend this years' summit. I can't wait to read the summary reports from, Section 1 City Toilets & Section 2 Toilets for Social Integration. I had no idea toilets had such power. I'm not as interested in the second half of the program which includes discussions on, the Epidemiology of Toilet Infection & Toilet Waste Reclamation.

From the summit program guide:


"Currently the following methods of wastes processing are investigated: freezing, thermal sterilization, dehydration, burning and chemical suppression of microorganisms."

Once it's frozen where does it go?


"Round Table "Toilet of the Future" ~ Subjects to be discussed:"

"New consumer qualities of toilets: broadening supply of goods and services offered in a toilet"

What are they planning on selling in them? The loo is not the ideal place for an automat.




Any sort of food or beverage has to be out. Underware has the potential to be a big seller.



Children should go to zoos & science museums not toilet summits.

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