questionable promotion

Fudgems, the latest offering from the world renowned kitchens of Dominos, must have quite a following as she/he (assuming brownies have a sex) already has her/his own website.

In the current commercial, Fudgems gets a sloppy hug from a little girl. As she breaks the embrace little Sally is covered in "fudge". Even pure minds would be hard pressed not to imagine that Sally is covered in something other than fudge.

Having a brownie deliver brownies is a bit like a pig handing out bacon. Twisted.

Fudgems has a Spanish cousin named Brownito! Though, judging by the "What is Fudgems saying" and "Que dice brownito" sections of their respective websites they both seem to speak brownie.
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From, Tip the Pizza Guy:

Do they earn the tip?

Absolutely. Drivers perform a service by bringing dinner to your door. They take on financial costs and difficulties, more than most people realize. Pizza delivery is considered a hazardous job by the US government. They are third most likely to be murdered on the job, right after police officer and taxi driver.

Check out some letters from delivery drivers.