Did you just say that?

Q: Can you take that thing off?
A: No, there are 17 pins attached to the cage & drilled into the bone.

Q: How many hours a day do you have to wear that?
A: 1-2, I should wear it more, but I mean look at it.

Q: You know what they call motorcycles?
(I look away & she delivers the punch line)
A: Donor cycles.
(I glance back at her she's holding an oxygen bottle, nodding her head & smiling)

Any stories that begin: My cousin, My father, My friend . . . had an accident.

Also, why would you ever ask to touch a complete stranger's leg ?!


(The note says: Please Do Not Touch- Thank You)

And for those poor expectent mothers that have had to endure a belly rub from a complete stranger.