the barnyard

Nickelodeon's new movie, "the barnyard" looks funny, only there is something a little freaky about the main character being a male cow. I mean there is a transgender cow out there? Male bovines do not have utters. While milking a bull is entirely possible it is messy business best left to the professionals.



Here is an outline of the collection process from Gyeong National University. Salary information for AV technicians was unavailable.

14-2-2-a Collecting from the bull: See FIGUREs 14-3, 14-4 and 14-5

A. AV (Artificial Vagina) should be held parallel to the expected path of bull's penis, after false mounts

B. Guide penis to the side by grasping sheath and direct it into AV

C. Bull will thrust and ejaculate simultaneously

D. Precautions:

a. Prevent cold shock
b. Protect collection tube from sunlight
c. Avoid contamination of semen by urine, water or lubricating jelly
d. Use a different sterile AV for each ejaculation