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Sweet! Midgets!!!!
Midgets for all occasions rented here for your pleasure! Valentine's Cupids, St. Patrick's Leprechauns, Oompa Loompas, Disco Midgets, Pirate Midgets. It's fu**ing insane, how many midgets we've got! So book yours today!

Pricing

Price is for performances in the Los Angeles, Orange, and western San Bernardino Counties. Performances outside of these areas may cost slightly more.

Prices start at $100 for Birthday / Holiday Grams

or

$200 for an hour of shenanigans and tomfoolery!!!