keep out!

Traditional No trespassing signs might just provoke the local hooligans & then you'll spend all of your time in the woods picking up empty cans of nascar beer.

Slap a couple of these up. Make sure the neighbors see you in your bunny suit hanging the signs.



Not this kind of bunny suit.



Here's what you want.



This would send an entirely different message.



Again, the wrong message.



Scatter a few red medical waste bags filled with innocuous material throughout the property.



Maybe record the sound of a bleating sheep and play it over the PA just below the legal decibel limit. The neighbors will give you a wide birth and it's pretty much guaranteed you won't have to bring a casserole to the pot luck.