"101 ways to defile your zorb"

spx:

similar to the unit cabin on wheels

http://www.zorb.com/main.html

i could see some Zorb races in the dunes. at night we each curl up in our own units for sleeping. we'll construct a gigantic hydrolic mallet to "tee off" the occupied zorbs.
"rudely awakened in the morning by my cohorts as they launched my Zorb (with me inside) for a 20 yard chip shot...before the continental breakfast was served"

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push me up & roll me down

the camel must done a yoke

night races would be the best - giant glowing zorbs sailing through the night

and bizarre is what we're after!

"We've had over 100,000 Zorbonauts and not a single one has vomited inside the Zorb (thank goodness - I'd hate to have to clean it out.)
The experience is NOT like being in a tumble drier - the Zorb rotates once every 10 metres - so the revolving sensation is not stomach turning - although it is VERY bizarre."

was tempted to ask the man if he had investigated a mallet, sling shot or catapult for the zorb but I believe launching the ball would fall under this category:

"How high a cliff can you jump off?
Forget it - jumping of cliffs in the Zorb is not a smart idea."

Glad to see there are like minded folks out there.

There must be an equation that can be done to find the tinsel strength & drop ceiling and provided you didn't exceed that all would be well in the zorb. I envision a beach or dune run out into the ocean

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hahahaha

adrift on the high sea in the zorb....

hmm, perhaps a drop test is in order. prep the space monkey.

perhaps a vehicle ram (mallet) would get the sucker moving. must have playa surface. human bocci ball?

we'll put out a guidebook "101 ways to defile your zorb"