smokers beware

If the cancer doesn't get ya the bears will.

From the bbc:

Norway's new ban on smoking in bars and restaurants is being particularly keenly felt in the country's high Arctic north.

But now the smokers of Svalbard will have to indulge at home or brave sub-zero temperatures and possible polar-bear attacks when going outside the pub for a nicotine rush.
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"Where is Gunnar?"
"He went out for a smoke and a bear got him. All they found was a smoldering cigarett."
"The bear musta' been waitin' for him."