Your Ego Knows No Bounds

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Hooked on free Web services? Prepare to pay
David Lazarus, LA Times, 4/5/09

Basketball superstar Kobe Bryant is now charging a $49.95 membership fee for his recently relaunched website, KB24.com. The fee provides access to Bryant's blog, message boards and other features.

Because it's not enough that my fans buy my jerseys and shoes. I want them to pay for access to a site that promotes me. What a jerk.

From KB24.

Exclusive News And Updates, First.

This is where youre guaranteed to get the freshest, most current, and most a accurate info on Kobes every move.

You'll get all that info but apparently no apostrophes, those were omitted from the text on KB24.

Seriously, reevaluate your life if you're paying for exclusive updates on Kobe.