Tom Cruise Wanted

Joel Goodsen & Lana

Reposted from craigslist.

i need a tom cruise look-alike/impersonator for the best party ever (silver lake)

can u not go a day without someone telling you how much you look like tom cruise.
do you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning and see a man named maverick.
can you recite lines from top gun, a few good men, risky business, and so on
do your friends marvel at your ability to name all entries on cruises' imdb list.
if you think this is you,
well we've got one hell of a gig for you.
let me tell you about
"a night of a thousand cruises" (hosted in silverlake)
we will be hosting a party where all attendees will be dressing as a cruise character and we want you to be the guest of honor,
you will come marvel the crowd with your quotes, everyone will see you and say "now theres a cruise"
two hours of your time,
100 dollars
think about it,
you would usually pay to get into a party as amazing and special as this,
but we will be paying you... if you are the one chosen that is,
please send cruise like pictures of yourself and a short introduction,
this is a once in a lifetime event,
dont miss it

Night of a Thousand Cruises myspace page

The leg will be in attendance.



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