Show me whachu got PA

Cue up Billy Joel's Allentown, pop some popcorn, make sure there's plenty of beer, try not to burn out early on Wolf & Mr. Sensitivity, the Barry & Hillary show has come to Pennsylvania.

I really hope something is decided tonight. Like Cesar, I grow weary of the campaign.

Allentown (Album: The Nylon Curtain, Released: 1982,
US Chart: 17) Lyrics:

Well we're living here in Allentown
And they're closing all the factories down
Out in Bethlehem they're killing time
Filling out forms
Standing in line.

Well we're waiting here in Allentown
For the Pennsylvania we never found
For the promises our teachers gave
If we worked hard
If we behaved.

And we're waiting here in Allentown.
But they've taken all the coal from the ground
And the union people crawled awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

It's enough to make a person bitter.
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Bear kills man near Big Bear
By Paul Pringle, LA Times | 6:01 p.m.
For unknown reasons, the 5-year-old bear bit the unidentified trainer in the neck.

Unknown reasons? How about because it's a Grizzly Bear! The Bear was probably pissed like Siegy's tiger.

BTW

From Siegfried & Roy's website:

Magicians of the century, Siegfried & Roy will perform a brief, one-night only, magical spectacular on Feb. 7, 2009 at Keep Memory Alive's "Power of Love" Gala to benefit the mission of Lou Ruvo's Brain Institute. The legendary duo will take the stage again for the first time since Oct. 3, 2003, and finally deliver a highly-anticipated encore performance that thousands of fans have been asking for for years.

Magicians of the century - really? I suppose if Rita Rudner can be the comedian of the year and Danny Gans can be the entertainer of the year, the boys can claim hold to the title of Magicians of the century, though I think Houdini or even Count von Count might have a case.