Tuesday, November 14, 2006

the menagerie


A herd of capybara, the world's largest rodent. They can reach over 4 feet in length.

from spx

Dear Sirs,

I am the caretaker for my boss's proper menagerie facility in the gentle California coastal mountains. The good Doctor wishes to increase his collection with a few more exotics. I found your webpage and was interested in some pricing quotes.

He finds hoofstock most interesting, in particular a breeding pair of Capybera. He also desires a miniature cow. I also saw on your webpage you purvey zebra as well.

Please email me a price guide for your animals, in particular the ones listed above, for the Doctor's review.

Much Thanks,

Majordomo and Menagerie Caretaker

liar's lake exotics
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CMF to domo & inadvertently to liar's lake exotics

ha

better make sure that bovine lactates - nothing worse than a dry utter when you go to mix the caucasian

find out the gestation on the capy, lest aptos become overrun with the hairy bastards - though I imagine the Feral pig would be quite interested to meet another potential food source though at the capy's fullgrown length I suspect only the young & infirmed in the troop would be vulnerable

any sort of permit needed to fell the wild boar in SC county?
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domo to liars lake


Dear Sirs,

The Doctor had question on the miniature bovine. He has great concern that the cow be able to produce milk. Is this so?

I have answered and addressed his other concerns.
Please disregard his previous group reply.

Thanks Again.

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