"There Is No Phone Ringing!"

Chuck Heston reading the above title.



New phone will scream if it's stolen
AP, 10/2/06

Now if they could just make it retroactive to the Congolese cabbie I had in San Diego, who felt compelled to call his homeland for three hours after he recovered my cell phone and had charged me $18 for a ride that cost $5 each subsequent time I took the same route.