Infomercial All Stars

The Rice twins. Freakish. Capable of Evil


"Respect the cock... and tame the cunt. Tame it."
~Frank TJ Mackey, misogynist of the year-cum-huckster


The Devil, Matthew Lesko. You look a little down Matt, could it be your conscience?


Lesko stole his getup from the original Riddler Frank Gorshin


Way creepy promo shot


Juicemonger Jack LaLanne

One of those suits will hang in the pop culture wing of the Smithsonian. Who is his tailor? The replica of David, is a nice touch.

From the infomercial:

"Jack & Elain LaLanne share their home juice recipes."

The rain in Maine falls mainly on the plain.

If you just can't wait one more day, "Rush Delivery Available"