THINKING XXX

Synopsis:

"Adult film stars discuss their careers and celebrity in this behind-the-scenes look at the making of photographer Timothy Greenfield-Sanders's book XXX: 30 Porn-Star Portraits." ~netflix.com

Honest, it's not a porn. It's art or at least a documentation of art.

The DVD should feature an optional "blur" mode to cover the male privates or for that matter I suppose the women. I'm not afraid of the male form. I just don't need to repeatedly see dangling members of freakish proportions or bent angles.

Porn is more like the WWF than I ever thought.

Here are some quotes:

"Jenna Jameson is the adult actress that I look up to the most. I finally had the opportunity to work with her and after our first scene together, I ran around and was yelling at everybody to smell my face. I was just like, oh my god I have Jenna Jameson's juice on my face. I'm never gonna wash it again. I was like smell it! It's a hint of Jenna." ~Sunrise Adams

Wow !? I still can't believe she said that. Reminds me of the super fan that wrung out a pair of Flea's (Chili Pepper's bassist) sweat soaked tighty whiteies and drank the liquid.

"Of course there's my ass & vagina mold." ~Gina Lynn

By mold she means a urethane casting not a fungus.

"If I wasn't doing this today, I probably still be working at Sonic (Fast Food Chain)."

"Hypervigilant breasts, it's really from the baby's point of view. The hunger of looking at the nipple or looking at the breast. Breasts are mommies. You don't really want to have sex with mommy, that's why pornography is great 'cause if not we'd just be a bunch of motherfuckers." ~Karen Finley, Performance Artist

Thank you Dr. Freud, millions of men are now rushing to therapy. I have no idea if performance artist is a euphemism.

Read with a Slavic Accent: "You knoow, facking without a kahndom is a big prablem"
~Michael Lucas

Yes, I'd agree.

"Everyone says you're sooo lucky. You have a wonderful life." ~Tera Patrick

Who are these people?

"To me I think I'm the Hale Barry of porn." ~Heather Hunter

Lets see, Hale Barry was rumored to have been paid half a million dollars for baring her breasts in Swordfish, and you get from between $400 for a masturbation scene to $1500 for a male female anal scene.

"I'm just an ACTRESS who's having sex on camera." ~Gina Lynn

"When individuals say that, oh yeah males are just a prop in the adult industry, that's like American society taking school teachers and not paying them what they're worth." ~Sean Michaels

Form a union.

Michaels refers to himself as an artist who dreamt of being a movie producer or director only to find the industry is rife with prejudice.

"There's responsibility 'cause guys are superimposing themselves on you, living vicariously through your performance. Ok, so what's beholden on me is to be like the Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant of porn because what I deliver is what the average guy cannot. That's your super hero aspect. That's an awesome responsibility." ~Lexington Steele

Serious delusions.