Is this really me?

To judge by the commercials during my television hour today: I am a diet conscious 40-50 year old woman who needs her carpet cleaned. I love Oprah and I never miss an episode of Desperate Housewives. I am bargin shopper obsessed with dental hygeine. I recently found out that cervical cancer is caused by a virus. I have an emotional commitment to my hopelessly outdated mop & broom.