funny, I was thinking the same thing

This afternoon, I was at Target stocking up on 3 oz travel size liquids. There was a woman on her cell phone whose cart was blocking the aisle. I waited a few moments for her to realize there was someone else on planet earth besides herself. When that didn't occur, I moved her cart so I could pass.

"Oh, I'm sorry."

Followed by an exaggerated attempt to to move the cart I had already moved.

I passed without response. I was more into searching for toothpaste than interacting with this woman.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'M SORRY."

Into her cell phone

"Some people are SO RUDE!"

I was tempted to retort:

"Je ne parle pas anglais."

As I was headed to the checkout lanes, I noticed her cart was in the middle of another aisle.