white noise

To counteract the effects of global warming the fans are being installed tomorrow.



"you gotta get one that moves some air!"



Our block & tackle solution was roundly rejected. So the '69 Ernest Holmes was called into action.
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My roomate is buying two fans. I asked him if he was going to set them opposite each other and have them fight.

"Well, eventually I'll want them to battle."

"You should get a stout and powerful one & a tall oscilating one. Two different fighting styles."

Cue the Ennio Morricone music.


I am sub zero.


I'm gonna slice you up lard ass.