there are no orthopedists in prison
Overheard at County
female voice:
"I missed my appointment because I went to prison. (laughter) I was in prison for 8 months and 20 days. (more laughter) I got out early."
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From across the waiting room a girl spotted my leg. Her eyes went wide and she winced. She rubbed her knee as she raised and lowered her leg a few times.
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Spoke with a guy that had been hit in the head with a pipe. He used his suede lamb's wool lined jacket as a bandage. He thinks 'Barbaro' is going to race again and has fond memories of a dog he used to get stoned.
"He knew me. I used to blow bud on him."
That's Barbaro's leg not mine - he's got 23 pins I only have 19
posted by Be Brief @ 11:40 AM
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3 Comments:
Do the pins ever come out? Or are they with you forever, setting off airport security alarms, et al?
the ones I have now come out at the end - i'll send ya' one - If I need a bone graft they'll be some permanent pins involved
will you autograph a pin for me? maybe take it to a jeweler and get an engraving..
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