Thursday, March 23, 2006

special blonde wanted

I really hope no one answers this add. The "we" are obviously quite off and not fit to raise a blonde or any other type of child.

Someone should explain to them that a blonde parent does not neccesarily beget a blonde child.

They have quite a list of requisites (not a drop of asian blood please) and the facility sounds first rate! "Come on, Come on, get in here. Yes, yes, lay down, quickly, quickly, now come on. Do you know how many eggs I have to harvest today!"


SPECIAL BLONDE LATINA EGG DONOR NEEDED $20,000 COMPENSATION
Reply to: job-144084828@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-21, 11:27PM PST


We are seeking a rather unusual egg donor. She must be a blonde Latina. It is preferred that both of her parents and any siblings also be blonde or as close to blonde as possible. She need not have entirely Latina looks, but it is important to us that she be a true Latina on both sides of her family (i.e. she should have as much Latino ancestry as possible, and no Middle Eastern, African, or Asian ancestry). She must have ACT scores of at least 32 or combined SAT scores of at least 1400. She should be 5'8" or taller and be height-weight proportional. She should come from a healthy family background, and be entirely healthy herself. She must be between 21 and 33 years old.

She must be able to sign a contract immediately and travel to Miami as soon as possible to begin an egg donor cycle, and to remain there for approximately the next five weeks. All expenses will be covered. We must stress that we do not wish to meet the donor, nor to know the donor's last name: the process will be entirely anonymous on both sides. The donor will be working with a large clinic that handles a high volume of donor cycles and does not give a great deal of personalized attention, so she must be capable of functioning with a high degree of independence. Thus, donors with a serious profession, who have shown themselves capable of maintaining such a profession, will be preferred. Married donors with at least one child will also be preferred. Donors from large families will also be preferred, as evidence of fertility and genetic hair color. Finally, donors who have done at least one previous donation cycle will be preferred.

If you believe you are such a person, please write briefly and tell us why. You must also email a photo to be considered.


* Job location is Miami
* Compensation: $20,000. (half paid on signing the contract)

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