hilarious rant

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Dear anything with a penis. Current mood: cynical Stop taking pictures of your dick and then sending them to me, or making it your main picture, or just being an all-around sick in the head mother fucker. Do you think that looking at a picture of your teenieweenie is going to make me all hot and bothered and I'm going to haul my ass over to Wisconsin/Ohio/South Dakota/whereeverthefuck just to stick it in one of my orifices? YOU MUST HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN, SIR. I'm not going to have sex with a guy who is so desperate and fucked up that he has to take pictures of his genitals and send it to underage girls on myspace who live 8 states away. This shit is getting ridiculous. Now, if you're a hot chick with nice boobs, you can send me pictures of them. But I'm just gonna look at them and smile, because I don't have sex with whores either. IF YOU WANT TO SEND SOMEONE PICTURES OF YOUR WEENIE, SEND THEM TO ALEXIS. SHE LOVES THEM. ESPECIALLY SMALL ONES. THX.