Long-Pig

" . . . there have been similar reports by Purchas from Popayán, Colombia, and from the Marquesas Islands of Polynesia, where human flesh was called long-pig (Alanna King, ed., Robert Louis Stevenson in the South Seas, London: Luzac Paragon House, 1987: 45-50)."
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ha ha ha long-pig - two days later and I'm still laughing

man is now known as the long-pig

the long-pigs and their silly combustion engines

keep a bucket handy