identity crisis

I received a phone call this morning on my home phone that was suppose to have been disconnected two weeks ago. Here's the transcript.

Creepy automated HAL 9000 voice:

"Hello, this is the Chase fraud department. We would like to confirm some recent activity on account number 7897685543. If this is not Lavern Johnson please press 1. (I pressed one) If Lavern Johnson is not available please press 1. (Again, I pressed one) Thank you, please have Lavern Johnson call 800-345-6754. That number again is 800-345-6745."

I sincerely hope Lavern is not a victim of fraud, but this is not her phone number.