why don't you try that again

cynical dug it up:

Catheterisation Trainer


The person that inserted my catheter could have used a little more practice.

CF: "This thing's not in right."
Nurse: "It's fine."
CF: "It doesn't feel right."

No one believed me until I was lying on wet sheets.

Benefits & features of the 60273:

-Fosters the correct handling of the male anatomy
-Incorporates a supple urethra and gently resistant sphincter providing a realistic response
-External look and feel is realistic
-Skin surface is washable using soap and water
-Replacement bladders & penises are available
-Optional audio mode features the shrieking voice of an actual patient. Consider model 602 the Teddy Ruxpin of catheter trainers

"Good lord Virgina, what are you doing with that trainer!?"